cookie shart


a shart is an unintentional fart and you sh-t. a cookie shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
i was doing sydney’s laundry and i found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. my grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his “mistakes” cookie shart pounds, as he was embar-ssed but they said no grandpa grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.

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