Cookie Sheet


a piece of cloth used to clean up -j-c-l-t- after masturbating. also known as a c-m rag.
nope! don’t wear that one, don’t even pick it up! it’s not really a shirt, it’s a cookie sheet.
a name for a man so extremely hot and s-xy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. by the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.
1. that guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he’s a cookie sheet.

2. the man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!
when a man pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s on the woman’s belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.
so i was having s-x with this girl last night and when i came i gave her a cookie sheet.
the thin layer between cookiedough and cookiepan
when cookiedough gets hard on cookiepan a cookiesheet is used to prevent cookie bites. see cookiedough and cookiepan

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