cookie sheeting


the act of slapping your current s-xual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre–rg-sm.
him: “you can’t get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!”
her: “huwhat?!!”
-thunk!-
her: “my f-cking head -sshole!!

Read Also:

  • QWOL

    (cue-wall) similar to the military term awol which stands for “absent without leave”. qwol stands for “quit without leaving” and applies to a person who doesn’t want to work but doesn’t want to quit either. “murphy screwed me again! he’s been qwol for 6 months now, when are they going to can him?”

  • cool pains

    the pains you get when doing something particularly cool, or when you’re in a heightened state of coolness. the pain usually manifests itself as a stomach cramp homey 1: what’s happenin’ g unit, why y’all doubled over and rolling round on the floor and sh-t? homey 2: i just tried my new robot dance without […]

  • Qwone

    a word used by kramer in a game of scrabble. “to qwone something” or “if the patient is difficult, you qwone him”

  • rumshoe

    (adj) to be astoundingly p-ssed (for our american friends ‘drunk’) drunk!? i was absolutely rumshoed!

  • sklortchtard

    a combination of the following terms: sk-nk+sl-t+wh-r-+b-tch+b-st-rd=sklortchtard. used to describe persons of such a promiscuous nature that any one of the preceding terms does not adequately describe them. dude, did you see lori last night? yea, man, we hooked up. me too dude! d-mn, she’s such a sklortchtard.


Disclaimer: cookie sheeting definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.