cookstown


a culchie sh-tehouse known for producing small d-cked men who frequently are found to be balding from their teens and riding ktms. severe inability to handle drink. great with sheep wispering.
“johns from cookstown”
“aye i thought he looked like a sheep sh-gger”

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