Cooktail Hour


this will be our cooktail hour drink!! we would be stupid sloppy drunk and burn all the d-mn food!! we should send that to the urban dictionary.

cooktail hour. the hour before you start cooking where you drink some type of fruity alcholic concoction to get you in the mood to cook. usually done on a busy holiday like thanksgiving when you have a lot of dishes to prepare.

t: hey lil sis, did you put the turkey in? it’s almost cooktail hour.

k: yeah big sis, let’s throw a couple back before we start mashing the potatoes!

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