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  phrase used to describe something cool, a time that is chill, an event that is over and is currently chill. used in same context as “cool beans”, but is much more recent and far cooler chair. person 1: “so you’re not mad at me for stealing your boyfriend anymore, right?” person 2: “naaaaaaaah, it’s cool […]

• Knimples

  this is when a persons hand is so fat that you can longer see the knuckle bone/joint. instead, there are dimples where the knuckles should be, similar to those of chubby childrens cheeks. the knimples are the indents where the knuckle joint should be. “your girl needs to lose some weight” “no she doesn’t, she’s […]

• Coolthentic

  a word for geeks who neither understand the meanings of the words ‘cool’ or ‘authentic’, but need something to validate five hundred long post forum discussions on shoes for a fantasy setting. “those shoes are about 3 years out of the correct time period, but might just be coolthentic enough to work”

• cooma jail

  i heard about someone recently who has been in cooma jail, nsw, australia for 6 months and says that he loves it. he has been having a great time and is playing pool everyday, getting his clothes washed for him and his meals cooked for him. he says its really cool. “man if i go […]

• coot rot

  when a girl has an std, doesn’t clean, or is just ugly as h-ll. d-mn, that nappy girl got the f-ckin coot rot! for real!

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