Cool Beaning It


the act of going to the movies in toms river, then to cool beans coffee house next door. usually involves watching j-rock belittle tweens that come in to eat there, and eating various fried foods.
person 1: hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
person 2: i’ll be cool beaning it so i can watch j-rock belittle some giggling idiots.
person 1: may i join you for said activity?
person 2: of course.

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