something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. taken from the incident in which a teenager named ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, dis*ssembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. he argued it was an “invention” and, subsequently, president obama tweeted, “cool clock, ahmed. want to bring it to the white house?”
“hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit.”
“cool clock, ahmed.”
everything that is twisted and evil with this world; satan objectified i felt raped when my friend touched me with his disktrasa
- panty spiders
the pubic hair that escapes out the leg holes of underwear/swimsuits ooh, i need to clean up my bits before i go to the beach this weekend, or everybody will see my panty spiders.
- my pea in a pod
hannah darling you are my other pea, we share the same pod!! i love you so much darling and i’m so glad i met you!! your the closest friend i’ve had in a long time and one that i never wanna loose you!!!!! my pea in a pod is always you hannah
an expression of annoyance used jokingly in response to amusing snark directed at the speaker. you’re so out of it before your coffee that i could leave live snakes in your boxers and you’d never notice. nemeh!