cool clock, ahmed



something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. taken from the incident in which a teenager named ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, dis-ssembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. he argued it was an “invention” and, subsequently, president obama tweeted, “cool clock, ahmed. want to bring it to the white house?”
“hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit.”

“cool clock, ahmed.”

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