Cool Ranched


similar to a “dirty sanchez” this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone’s upper lip, which has a smell similar to cool ranch doritos.

the smell intensifies as the day grows hotter…
harrison: man, it’s pretty f-cking hot out today!
odell: yea, someone is getting cool ranched fo sho.
harrison: cool ranched?
odell: (performs the devious act on harrison)
harrison: ugh! sick dude!…yet it does smell like cool ranch doritos! bonus!

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