coolbear
a walking, talking love machine. driven to hump anything that moves! most likely to be a p-rnstar.
sometimes found having s-xual relations with his p-ssy (cat).
never says no.
is the pulling power of any force.
loves his w-lly. can suck his own. 12 inches minus 11 (also known as a schlort).
generally nice guy.
coolbear : hey guys and girls!
males and females : oooooooo bear baby, you’ve tapped my cat.
the prince of poon
worldwide hero and poontang lover
known to be the best wingman, can get anyone he wants and is kind enough to share with his friends.
a force to be reckoned with however has a rather unhealthy obsession with tapping cats.
guy 1: “man that guy can get anyone, he’s definatly a coolbear”
guy 2: “yeah, thats a prince of poon alright”
guy 1: “lucky b-st-rd”
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