Cooler Cock
the guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. cooler c-cks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. cooler c-cks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.
thirsty guy: hey man can i get in there for a beer?
cooler c-ck: you must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
thirsty guy: whatever man, can i just get a drink?
cooler c-ck: send your girlfriend over, i’ll give it to her, if you know what i mean.
thirsty guy: forget it.
cooler c-ck: oh, don’t cry, here’s a girls light… i mean coors light for you.
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