Cooler Pirate


noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little bast-rd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.

(inside party is a fridge pillager)
“oh, d-mn, tommy and sara are here.”
“so.”
“they steal beer all the time, watch your sh-t!”
“they do? f-cking cooler pirates”

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