cooler


way hotter and curvier than before
after p-b-rty emma watson was cooler.
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a hand in poker in which a person with a very strong hand (often the 2nd best possible hand) is beaten by the best possible hand (usually a very rare full house, four of a kind, or straight flush). the 2nd best hand is so strong that it is impossible to fold, usually resulting in the loss of a lot of money and sometimes, an existential crisis.
i wasn’t letting go of my ace-high flush. how could i put him on a straight flush? what a cooler!
a third party hired to “run the show”. they have final say, and are basically hired as a consultant of such things as bar staff, security and bouncers, bar design, att-tude, and alcohol. they have no affiliation with the club other than that they are there to striaghten up the mess. for a nice buick call….
to protect my investment i’ve hired the best d-mn cooler in the business.
synonym for jail

also clink, iron city, lockdown, tank, and bighouse
this kid i went to school with got thirty days in the cooler for fleeing the police while drunk
a sweet alcoholic beverage. usually fruity flavored and with vodka. mike’s hard lemonade, smirnoff fruit flavored ones..
it took me 5 coolers before i got tipsy! next time i’m getting a two six
a term used to describe someone whow either knowingly (usually found in casinos) or unknowingly (usually in a bar) ruins a hot streak or situation.

when -ssosciated with the ruining of any type of foundation trying to be laid with picking up chicks, it is often accompanied by a fierce blowing wind sound caused by the offender, which in turn leads to his poor friends freezing instantaneously like cartoon characters.
barry: “hey garry did you get any -ss last night?”

garry: “no way bro! that andrew kid was being such a cooler!”
singular- cooler

one solid alcoholic beverage that contains .5% alchol. this beverage is the biggest w-nkster drink ever. commonly sold at such stores as iga, this drink is the best wannabe drink of all time.
“hey dude, this p–p is getting boring, lets hop on over to iga and get coolers!”

“oya once”
apart from the orginal word of cooler which most people know what it means. in casino terms, it is someone that has bad luck to make other people lose.
i didn’t win coz that stupid cooler was always leaning over my shoulder all the time.

i reckon that guy i played blackjack with was a cooler.

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