coolness poolness
the kind of cr-p that a low-key basic girl comes up with to show off that she has a weird streak
“oh, we’re going to starbucks again? coolness poolness.”
“shut the h-ll up jessica, why are you like this?”
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- rosheed
one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have. a walking -rg-sm machine. really nice and will give the pipe at any time of day. funniest person alive. you could talk to him for the longest. “who’s that tuff boy over there?” “oh yeah, that’s rosheed!”
- devil's pepple
that tiny overlooked pepple which prys between the contact of your skateboard wheel and the concrete, causing an immediate stop i was haulin’ -ss down that hill until i found the devil’s pepple….
- pep hitting
the act of hitting d-nky -ss grounders that just escape the reach of the fielders. usually only performed by little p-ss-es who can’t hit “god john, stop pep hitting. be a real man and hit dingers.”
- double basing
the art of playing with your lady friends nipple whilst simultaneously flicking the bean i gave my wife a lesson in double basing last night
- speedis
sloth sitting on a tortoise “that lachy is such an australian speedis”