Coolserly
the most annoying type of person. they think they’re cooler than sh-t, when in reality, they are beyond loserly. this is the opposite of losecooly.
a:”ugh that girl over there is so coolserly!”
b:”why?”
a:”she is so obviously loserly, yet she’s trying to hang out with the popular kids.”
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