Coolthentic


a word for geeks who neither understand the meanings of the words ‘cool’ or ‘authentic’, but need something to validate five hundred long post forum discussions on shoes for a fantasy setting.
“those shoes are about 3 years out of the correct time period, but might just be coolthentic enough to work”

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