coon rapids


a city in the northern suburbs of minneapolis. has the highest mullet per capita ratio of any city in minnesota.
if you go to menards in c–n rapids you are sure to see at least 5 mullets, and at least 15 nascar tee shirts.
c–n rapids, mn is a large north-western suburb of minneapolis. c–n rapids is known for it’s many parks, and recreational centers, restraunts, and many places to shop, making it a good suburb for everyone in the family. c–n rapids is home to over 60,000 people (42% white 31% black 14% asian 8% latino 4% other 1% native american). unfortunatly c–n rapids is also known to not be the nicest suburb, and is often refered to as “c–n town” because of it’s high population of black residents, has one of the highest crime rate out of all the twin cities suburbs, and has gone the fastest down hill out of all the twin cities suburbs. because some people have thought that c–n rapids’ name was a racist one, some c–n rapids councilman have requested a name change, some of the ideas were rac–n rapids, and river rapids. c–n rapids is aproximetly 9.8 miles from minneapolis, and 15.4 miles from st. paul. some other nearby cities are andover, anoka, blaine, fridley, brooklyn park, brooklyn center, and spring lake park. c–n rapids is in anoka county.
i live in c–n rapids, it’s in anoka county.

how do you like living there?

it has some nice spots, some are not so nice, i like all the fun things to do, but i would like to see some changes.
also known as cr-pids. a northern suburb of minneapolis, minnesota. inhabitants are often mocked for being rednecks/hicks.
mike’s mullet got caught in the door as he reached in to grabt his pabst from the pickup after the c–n rapids hockey tournament.
when you see a sh-tload of black people in a certain area.
“holy sh-t man look at all those c–n rapids!”

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