Coon Spider


(n.) a possibly mythical spider that is believed to make the ever so popular “fro” that typically grows on top of a male negro’s head. it was thought up by the people who speculated that a fro was not hair at all, but the finely interwoven webs of the c–n spider.
yolanda: “man tyrone! yo fro is bodacious!”

tyrone: “yeeaa boiii! my c–n spider’s been workin extra hard, sumthin i’ll never do!”

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