Coons Age


hickbilly slang used to descibe a long period of time; roughly 8 and a half years
well tarnation! i havent seen jethro in a c–ns age
a period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.
jonny, i haven’t see you in a c–n’s age, how the h-ll are you?
normally racc–ns normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. however once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. this my friends, is what you call a “c–n’s age”.
i’ve had that dog for a c–ns age, i wouldn’t give it up.
a long time.
“i ain’t got laid in a c–n’s age.”
a very long time
i’ve been waiting a c–n’s age for you to get your sorry keister out of the bathroom!
a period 28 days long. every four years, a c–n’s age is 29 days long.
why is black history month in february? that’s how long a c–n’s age is.
the average term a black black man spends in prison. usually used to describe an extended period of time.
i haven’t heard this song in a c–n’s age.
this is the first time we’ve been to the beach in like a year. i know it feels like a c–n’s age.

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