coonstar
1.(n.) koon-star – a star of adult films who is of african-american descent
2.(n.) the super high-tech sp-ce station powered by jive and malt liquor that is the ultimate source of funk in the universe.
3.(v.) to go in one bodily orifice and come out a second during intercourse.
the c–nstar descended upon hymietown and deployed a gaggle of c–nstars that c–nstarred their jewbag oppressors until their noses ripped open and their heads fell off. they then proceeded to steal their jew gold.
solid!
see also, “semi-sweet f-cksauce”
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