Cooper Clarke
a mid sized wrestler, who wrestles for the sole purpose of getting a oversized c-ck up his flubber b-tt. his hair is always coasre because he scrubs the high levels of j-z in his hair.lastley he lastley fantasizes of siving his size small p-n-s up ther loose v-g-n-.
woman 1-man his hair is course
woman 2-yea i here it’s from jiz
man 1- yep your’re right that’s my brother cooper clarke
boy 1-suck my c-ck
cooper-ok but then shove it in my b-tt
boy 1- man you’re such a cooper clarke
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