Cooper Road


a stretch of road in westerville, oh running from route 3c to cleveland avenue. long thought to be the most dangerous stretch of road in all the known world, cooper road is purportedly used as the authority for determining snow days for westerville schools. young males are expected to travel cooper road wearing only a pair of roller blades and a ball cap as a right of p-ssage into westervillian society. also known as the devil’s backbone.
cooper road?! christ-on-his-throne no! n-body goes down that road!

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