cootage cheese
the pasty v-g-n-l secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the cl-toris. an unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral s-x.
“i went down on this girl i just met at the bar, but thought better after i realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese”.
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