Cooter Snake


someone who just wants p-ssy or d-ck.

a wh-r- or a pimp aka man wh-r-.
“billy is such a cooter snake. he tried to f-ck me on the first date.”

“i’m not f-cking with jane anymore, all she wants is my d-ck. what a cooter snake”

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