cooter

v-g-n-
my cooter itches!
cooter: n the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. often paired with large, flappy l-b– known as “beef curtains.” the appearance of the cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.
lauren’s cooter smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.
most commonly -ssociated with the friendly greese monkey character from the dukes of hazard. now a slang term referring to the female s-x organ. see also sn-tch p-ssy v-g-n-
did you lick her cooter?
woman’s genital area
i got kicked in the cooter.
female genitalia
betsy enjoyed having her cooter tickled and nibbled before s-x.
a cooter is a ” gopher ” turtle . a land turtle that lives in burrows usally near swamps and lakes .
the word ” cooter ” is usally used in the southeastern usa to describe the ” gopher ” turtle .
in recent years it has found it’s way into slang as a synonym for v-g-n- ( p-ssy )
also in the deep south it can have another meaning refering to an old hard working southern man ( aka red neck ) who is drunk .
” look over yander y’all , there’s a cooter going in that hole ”
” man i bet da b-tch gots some fine cooter ” !
“yo , i gots some of dat cooter pop ” !
” hey y’all , bill’s drunk as a cooter ”
” mr. johnson , he’s a hard working old coot ( er ) ”
the female love box, more commonly referred to as the vajayjay.

gee whiz, your cooter really smells funny