cooterschnitzel
a guy j-zzes all over a girl’s vajayjay, then dumps breadcrumbs all over the c-m. once breaded, he has s-x with her again, hard and non-lubricated, causing enough friction to cook the breadcrumb and j-zz into schnitzel. a midget wearing a cowboy hat and clogs then comes and eats out her and her cooterschnitzel.
man, billy gave me such a big cooterschnitzel that three midgets had to come and eat it all. by the way do you have any ice for my vajayjay?
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