cootie stamp


after -j-c-l-t-ng into a v-g-n-, the woman presses her gooey sn-tch against a guys bare leg or wherever available, leaving a c-mmy wet spot.
ben: ewww! what the f-ck is that!?
halie: (pulling away with a slosh sound) hahahaha!!!
ben: oh my g-d, did you just cootie stamp me?

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