cooties in the kitchen
a euphemism for a s-xually transmitted infection. less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
“i spent all of my hooker budget last night and now i’ve got cooties in my kitchen.”
“she’s pretty attractive, but she’s definitely got cooties in the kitchen.”
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