cooze missile


cooze is slang for wet h-rny p-ssy; v-g-n-.

a cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. pun of cruise missile. he’s hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
barney: have you met tim? he’s a total cooze missile.
mark: lucky b-st-rd!
sheila: do you have his digits?

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