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following someone home while they are intoxicated in order to save them from being pulled over. usually occurs when any one of your friends drinks themselves to a drunken stupor and insists on driving after having “only a few beers”.
victor: man i was so faded last nite, danny if you hadn’t cop blocked me last nite i would have pulled over and busted for sure.

danny: yeah man i cop blocked you pretty hard, you owe me one.
the act of a police officer, arriving at an incident, parking in a manner that prevents vehicles from entering or leaving parking spots.
example 1:

(setting: apartment complex in a rough part of town.)

boyfriend: hey honey, it’s about time for our zoo date you’ve been eagerly antic-p-ting for months now. we’d better get a move on it.

girlfriend: good thinking, sweetie.

(couple exits apartment)

girlfriend: oh, honey, look at all the pretty lights! the ghetto bird is up again and the police are approaching our neighbor’s door behind a bunker shield. are they carrying a shotgun?

boyfriend: ugh. worse yet, they’ve inconsiderately parked behind my vehicle and copblocked us in! and it’s probably not a good time to ask them to move their patrol cars. guess it’ll be another netflix night.

example 2:

dispatcher: we have a priority one hot call at the hospital. a buck naked, homicidal man is throwing stones at a doctor in the northeast lot.

rookie: copy. going code 3.

oldtimer: hey partner, i see the guy! stop the car!

(rookie begins pulling into a parking spot in the northeast lot.)

oldtimer: wtf. where’s your tactical driving skills?!

rookie: i didn’t want to inconvenience patrons who may need to leave.

oldtimer: you’ve got a lot to learn, rookie. we’re da police. it’s okay to copblock!
when you’re about to hook up with a s-xy dime piece but the cops come to the party so you don’t get to
i was super tanked at this rager and was about to hook up with this bangin’ blondie but then i got totally cop blocked.
when your at a party and your about to get some booty but cops come and break up the party resulting everybody running and not getting any action.
rob: what happened with you and janet last night?

sean: i got f-cking copblocked!!

rob: what?

sean: i had the condom in my pocket and we were just starting to make out and the cops came and broke up the party!!!!

rob: haha wow that sucks…i got booty though.
when you are either:
1. about to comit a crime and the police show up
2. about to get laid and the police show up
i finally got ashley naked then i got totally cop-blocked when they kicked in my door.
warning oncoming traffic of the presence of a police officer by flashing one’s headlights.
i cop blocked that state trooper on i-44.
when you’re trying to get to work but traffic is moving 10mph below the speed limit because n-body wants to p-ss the cop that’s doing 10 under the speed limit. when people first hear it they think you say ‘c-ck block.’
sorry i’m late to work, i got cop blocked.

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