COP CHIP


fict-tious “programming chip” in ford police interceptors.
believed to add up to 2.21 gigawatts of power to your ford crown victoria police interceptor (cvpi).
dude, did they take out the cop chip when you bought your police interceptor?
you’ve got the cop chip, i hear that adds an extra 100 rwhp to your car!
i would have smoked your @$$ at the track had i had the cop chip in it!
with the cop chip and some good goodyear eagle rs-a plus tires, i could have enough power and torque to reverse the rotation of the earth!!!

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