cop knobbler


one who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he’s an -sshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an “official” looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sungl-sses and cheesy, p-rn mustache.
all of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my -ss, i start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy – then i realize he’s just a f-ckin’ cop kn-bbler! … so i ran him off the road.

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