Corbetted
verb: to be c-ckblocked at an extreme level. usually by someone who is incapable of reading the atmosphere of the situation. present tense is corbetting.
see also corbett (n): a master of c-ckblocking and someone who cannot recognise the obvious.
awesome guy: hey you’re totally corbetting me!
corbett: oh am i?……how?…..i don’t get it?
awesome guy: read the atmosphere dude! the atmosphere!!
corbett: (realises her mistake) oh! i’m sorry!
awesome guy: omg i just got corbetted.
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