Corby Kebab


an infamous comestible from taste of chilli kebab house on occupation road in corby. a kebab that literally contains everything and weighs about 10 kilos. this thing would give you meat poisoning, and is about 10000 calories. takes approx. 2 hours to eat. costs £5. would safely feed a family of 4 p-ssheads.

is the same shape and size as a bottle of pop when wrapped, so you can either eat it or use it to chin someone.

could also be used as a battering ram to smash your door in when coming home from the pub and you’ve lost your keys.
“corby kebab mate, and chips.. and an ambulance. my heart’s failed..”

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