cord thief


one who “mistakenly” takes usb and power cords from another person because they have misplaced their own.
lanny – “hey dave, can i use your usb cord for your portable scanner?”

dave – “sure lanny, but i want it back because i’ve heard that you are a cord thief.”
lanny – “you’re a douche bag.”

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