Cordell
fingering a girl in cl-ss like a boss
kameron cordelled the girl next to him cause her to make noises
cordell
cordell refers more often to a slick, dashing man with great charm. cordell’s are wonderful people and deserve to rule the world. not only this, but cordell’s are the sh-t~!
man one: “hey have we met before?”
man two: “no, i don’t think so. i’m cordell.”
-~-time skip-~-
man one: “you’re my coolest guy i know, no wonder your name is cordell!”
my love. my favorite person in the whole world, with gorgeous eyes and a drop-dead smile. the best personality. its hard to find things i dislike about him. the best person to date that you would never think is amazing without getting to know him. anyone who rejects a cordell is losing the love of their life.
girl 1: he asked me out last night, but i told him no. i just couldn’t see it.
girl 2: what?! are you crazy?! he’s a total cordell!
-cordell –
pr-nouced st-rang-e
– odd lurking creature that is too hott for the oprah show.
– may cause children to randomly explode in youth centres
that person over there is soo cordell.
be careful you don’t overdose on cordell or you will explode
a sweet, funny, cute, intelligent guy with a get personality.
can’t forget with a unique name. a c’ordell is one of the most honest people you could ever meet. anyone would be lucky to have him in dere life.
-love u c’ordell-
alysia: “awe c’ordell ur too sweet”
c’ordell: “i kno jus look at me, i’m irresistible aha”
alysia: “aha shut up ur such a loser”
generally a tall, soccer playing, attractive guy. seriously the coolest guy you’ll ever met. a bit of a man wh-r- but the best friend anyone could ever have. completely loyal and understanding. that guy who is always there for his friends no matter what. the one guy to trust your life with. a true kepper for any lucky girl. just dont try and control him. he is a free spirit
“hey cordell”
“hey gotta run! but lets chill tomorrow!”
a f-cking curly haired jew f-ck, with a small and shrivelled c-ck. and his mom has the pinkest p-ssy lips
woooow look at that f-cking cordell
a total pr-ck; jerk and anything else like that you can possibly think of!
student: cordell is the perfect name for you!!
other student: why cuz i was being a pr-ck?
student: exactly!
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