Cordial Turnpike


when a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.
richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on mrs. smith’s pet cat that had p-ssed nearly moments before.

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