cordless tool
a tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. in other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. see also tool.
jeff: hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
kyle: im going to alyssa’s volleyball game.
jeff: but that sh-ts over 2 hours away.
kyle: i know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
jeff: nah man, your a f-cking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
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