Cordon Blag


the practice, nay, art of making up food as you go along to cover a previous mistake.

usually used in a professional capacity in restaurants when you have run out of something, but haven’t told the customer, or making something you’ve forgotten to do.
example 1:

chef #1:hey dude, this bag of prawns isn’t cooked

ninja chef:stick them in the dishwasher

chef #1:that guy is a true “cordon blag” artist.

example 2:

chef 1#: we haven’t got any lamb curry left

ninja chef: just chop up a lamb shank, add roast vegetables, curry paste and microwave. done.

chef #1: isn’t that unethical

ninja chef: silence you!

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