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• shitry

  adjective: … cr-ppy, crummy, lousy… closely -ssociated with sh-tty as extremely undesirable… ” the weather outside is really sh-try” … ” “you did a sh-try job on this report bob, you’re fired” … “i feel sh-try … headache, watery eyes, runny nose”

• fuck-fuck o'clock

  way too early in the morning. person a: what’s up? do you wanna go out tonight? person b: i would, but i have to get up at f-ck-f-ck o’clock tomorrow… ah whatever, i don’t need to be awake at work.

• Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

  the truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. it stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive. can also be abbreviated to orts for stealthy deployment! did you see the state of jo? she totally looks like an over […]

• shitscale

  a rating system used to cl-ssify an employees level. the highest level is sh-theads aka bosses. mid levels are -sskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management. lowest level is sh-tshovellers aka hardworkers. according to the sh-tscale at work the sh-theads go golfing while leaving the -sskissers and brownoser in charge of the sh-tshovellers.

• over there

  a very country way of saying, “to somebody’s house”. let’s go over there and see your momenim after we eat. what americans typically call a foreign battle theater. stems from a popular patriotic song of the world war one era by the same name. usually a terrible place to be. bill: where’s rick? scott: he […]

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