Corey Haim


a pivotal actor of the 1980’s on. is a comedic genius of his time, and who constantly wowed audiences with his ingenious work.

the corey out of the “two corey’s” who is actually worth a d-mn.
q: what was the best part about dream a little dream?
a. corey haim and his ability to make entire conversations hilarious.
a brilliant actor more known for his work as a teen idol in the 1980’s in movies such as lucas, the lost boys, license to drive and dream a little dream.

best friend of corey feldman, together they were the two coreys and starred in their own reality tv show that lasted 2 seasons.

corey haim was born in toronto, ontario on december 23, 1971…and sadly p-ssed away in la, california on march 10, 2010. he was only 38 years old.
corey haim? oh yeah, i know him! he’s just one of the greatest actors with the best personality ever!
often cl-ssed a “child star”, even though he was only in one successful film, “the lost boys”. after that, his career bombed and he starred in direct to dvd film after direct to dvd film, gained loads of weight, and then died. what a waste.
poor corey haim, he really should’ve steered clear of all the trash he ended up in.

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