coreychaceman
v. the process of -j-c-l-t-ng in one’s own mouth; n. a s-x obsessed virgin, mustard loving, -ss belonker, flaming bag of sh-t
-ss belonker tony danza
1.(v)”dude, i totally coreychacemanned by accident last night! i brushed my teeth and washed my mouth for hours but it just wouldnt go away, i even tried gargling mustard!”
2.(n) (two friends jay and brandon are sitting at a “peep show”) “dude look down there!” jay shouted in the most normal voce he coud do. “what?” brandon questioned. “that dude down there he’s beating off with mustard while eating sh-t from a penguins b-tthole.” jay said his normal r-t-rded voice. “durrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!” jay added. “what a coreychaceman!” brandon defined.
3.(n) + (v) guy 1: hey so how are you and your gf?
guy 2: good, why?
guy 1: just wondering
(awkward long silence)
guy 1: (creep voice) so do you guys f-ck alot? huh huh do ya do ya?!
guy 2: dude, you are being such a f-cking coreychaceman right now, relax.
guy 1: no im not, but i will be coreychacemanning tonight!
guy 2: ooh what the f-ck! you would say something like that!
guy 1: fair enough.
guy 2: f-ck off you creep!!!
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