cork boarding


while engaging in the act of s-x from behind and are about to c-m fiercely into your partner, you announce loudly the cork is about to pop. upon climax, you grab a cork from a wine bottle and strategically insert it into whatever orifice is gaping.
while intercoursing with my trick from behind, i thought it best to be cork boarding her/him/it at the same time.

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