pounding an entire bottle of wine and then using the empty bottle to shove the cork as far up your *ss as possible.
mike said he gave himself an 8″ corkbuzz last night. there is no way he got past the neck.
a friend who is a dumb*ss “bruh, you a murpet “
make america suck less. the moto of the 2016 elections. hey tim, which candidate did you like better? tim: i didn’t like any, i just voted for the one that will masl.
a state of being so relaxed and not worried about anything that it is actually hurting your life, and it does nkt matter. it sounds like a disease because it behaves like one. mildly contagious through continuous interaction with someone who has tranculitis. roots: tranquil, -itis the state of being too tranquil for your own […]
- orange turtle
a turtle that has been raped by donald trump i feel bad for orange turtles