pounding an entire bottle of wine and then using the empty bottle to shove the cork as far up your -ss as possible.
mike said he gave himself an 8″ corkbuzz last night. there is no way he got past the neck.
a friend who is a dumb-ss “bruh, you a murpet “
make america suck less. the moto of the 2016 elections. hey tim, which candidate did you like better? tim: i didn’t like any, i just voted for the one that will masl.
a state of being so relaxed and not worried about anything that it is actually hurting your life, and it does nkt matter. it sounds like a disease because it behaves like one. mildly contagious through continuous interaction with someone who has tranculitis. roots: tranquil, -itis the state of being too tranquil for your own […]
- orange turtle
a turtle that has been raped by donald trump i feel bad for orange turtles
- trump empted
the day when donald j. trump was elected president of the united states and began the momentum of take action in order to prevent democrats from destroying america. whew! we avoided disaster! glad we trump-empted in the election!