corker


irish

meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person.

simliar to “you’re a trip”

not necessarily bad, though not good either.
you’re a corker .
top quality, nothing can beat it, cl-ssic.
that joke was a corker……
an angry little man with self hate issues. he has a p-n-s so small it is the shape and size of a cork. he is so desperate to sh-g women, he dry humps them into submission.
he tried to sh-g rach-lle last night, he is such a little corker.
someone with an extreme sense of humor.
that dude is a real funny corker.
1. n. something that is better than the rest.
2. n. something that will stop any debate on the subject.
1. man, your car is a corker.

2. jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up.
a corker is a lady who m-st-rb-t-s with a bottle of sparking wine. part of the thrill is the danger of the cork popping before -rg-sm and causing damage.

posher ladies use champagne, the lower cl-sses use lambrini

sub division:
if said lady refers to sipping a gl-ss of rose she’s corking whilst on the blob
darling, i think we should take a bottle of red to this dinner party. that sheila is a bit of a corker
when you are f-ckin a girl up the -ss, you take your c-ck out and shove a cork up her -ss
i cork ‘er my girlfriend for her birth day

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