Corking the Bat
using a foreign object (such as a pair of socks, cuc-mber, pickle, etc.) inside your pants as a means to make females think you have a big schl-ng. refers to baseball; when using a bat that has been “corked” the ball is h-t harder and farther, but you can’t tell the bat is “corked” unless it breaks (i.e a girl pulls down your pants.). when that happens you look pathetic
college guy 1: i’m going to an awesome party tonight, there’s gonna be hot chicks everywhere!
college guy 2: i heard you had a “problem.” you should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. just don’t get with them tonight, just get them numbers!
d-ld- insertion into the head of the p-n-s well into the urethra (utilizing a pumping action) for the purpose of s-xual gratification.
man, that carzy chick corked my bat something fierce. i cannot urinate with ease at the moment.
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