Corminator

cormac branagan or the ‘corminator” is a fictional character from the tv3 series tallafornia. cormac may be a renowned playboy inside and outside of the tallafornia house, but by day he moonlights from awesome as a taxi driver. it’s widely known that cormac is willing to accepting eggs as payment for his cab journeys. his mother is a born and raised, proud branagan hen, who raised and instilled in him the values of being a crafty c-ck in the egg selling business. in a recent interview, the philanderer insisted he was taking a break from his lavish lifestyle to focus on his career.
“only thing i’m layin is eggs y’ano, gotta make the dollaaa”
the tallaght local is quite a respected businessman at his home of old mac donald’s farm and has seduced many a lovely hen there. here a hen. anywhere a hen-hen..

hence, his understandable c-ckiness when he once stated; “i could mooch any bird”

cormac was introdouched into the modeling industry at a young age. since then he has appeared in numerous magazine and television commercials. his big screen debut came in a kellogg’s promotion, in which, cormac posed as the iconic c-ck, earning him the nickname ‘cormflake.’
“would ya look at that d-ck on my cereal box”?

“no man, that’s the c-ck from tallafornia”

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“the corminator”