Corn Dookie
the mysterious and somewhat magical phenomenon in which one’s dookie will contain corn, despite one’s diet.
also used to describe an unexpected and usually unfortunate situation.
see: corn in p–p
ex. 1: “dude! come look at this deuce! i haven’t had corn in weeks!”
ex. 2: “that cop pulled me over for a tail light but saw the roach in the ash tray. it was total corn dookie.”
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