Corn On the Helmet


when engaging in -n-l s-x, and the man pulls out his p-n-s, discovering a piece of corn on the tip of his d-ck(leftovers from her last’s nights dinner) .
“this year, my new years resolution is to give up corn. even though my husband enjoys finding it, i still blush when he pulls his p-n-s out of my -ss and discovers an undigested piece of corn on the helmet.”

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