corn schooner


a loaf of cr-p distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.
the delicious pico de gallo salsa i had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
another term for a t-rd, espicially one that is laden with corn
did you see the size of the corn schooners i just left in the bowl?

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